The Farmer and the Sheep

Brosef · 04-29-2011, 12:11 AM

A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a newborn sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig that I have to sleep with every night." His wife rolls over in bed, gives him a dirty look and says, "You idiot - I think you'll find that's a sheep." The farmer looks at her and replies, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

SexiZena · 05-08-2011, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Brosef

A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a newborn sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig that I have to sleep with every night." His wife rolls over in bed, gives him a dirty look and says, "You idiot - I think you'll find that's a sheep." The farmer looks at her and replies, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 05-10-2011, 06:11 PM

Why do Welsh farmers fuck sheep on the edge of cliffs? So the sheep push back...

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