How to nicely piss off a woman....

BigDog · 05-03-2011, 02:40 AM

So i come seeking advice...

how can you nicely piss off a woman over the phone who is trying to express her interest in you?

Comet · 05-03-2011, 02:46 AM

no picture sacrifice to the OT?

fine...

tell her you have aids

BigDog · 05-03-2011, 02:49 AM

unfortunatly i don't have a picture... i'm trying to get away from even having to take pictures....

but for your troubles here's two pics for all to enjoy

iBoost · 05-03-2011, 02:51 AM

call her a "cunt"

BigDog · 05-03-2011, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by iBoost

call her a "cunt"

i have to play nice...

jibaholic101 · 05-03-2011, 02:53 AM

Tell her she is boring....that always yields great results

KGB7 · 05-03-2011, 02:59 AM

How about you just stop all contact with her. And if she continues to contact you, you can file a restraining order. That will piss her off.

But why do you want to piss her off in the first place? Thats just childish.

BigDog · 05-03-2011, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KGB7

How about you just stop all contact with her. And if she continues to contact you, you can file a restraining order. That will piss her off.

But why do you want to piss her off in the first place? Thats just childish.

Long story.... too long :P

I agree in general I wouldn't stoop to a 6th grade level... but in this case I must... therefore trying to be as nice as possible about it... i do like the boring idea...

KGB7 · 05-03-2011, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDog

Long story.... too long :P

I agree in general I wouldn't stoop to a 6th grade level... but in this case I must... therefore trying to be as nice as possible about it... i do like the boring idea...

It doesnt matter what the story is. Take my advice with a grain of truth and take the higher road. A week or a month, or even a year later, when you look back on this, you will feel a whole lot better about your self.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 05-03-2011, 03:14 AM

ask her if she is pregnant because you were wondering that the last time you saw her

KGB7 · 05-03-2011, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ferrari355fi

ask her if she is pregnant because you were wondering that the last time you saw her

lol... ouch.

Or you can tell her that she reminds you of your step mother who sent you to boarding school when you were 9 years old.

Or she reminds you of a woman who tried to break up your parents and steal your father away from your mother. And in the process it left you emotionally scarred and thus you will never trust women.

Or, you have no reason to trust her. Or you will never trust her.

Just some random ideas, but i dont know what she knows about you.

Good luck dude...

AlpineSwift · 05-03-2011, 03:22 AM

I don't draw things out. Keep it simple IMO, block all contact and move on. She comes after you, tell her that her clue bag is empty.

Vanity · 05-03-2011, 05:00 AM

So she's expressing her interest to you over the phone and you want to, nicely, tell her you don't feel the same way.

Start talking to her about some other woman you like. That'll piss her off and send her the message.

Comet · 05-03-2011, 07:04 AM

tell her about some other girl you are interested in

iSuxeL · 05-03-2011, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanity

So she's expressing her interest to you over the phone and you want to, nicely, tell her you don't feel the same way.

Start talking to her about some other woman you like. That'll piss her off and send her the message.

That's perfect IMO

fun ticket · 05-03-2011, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDog

So i come seeking advice...

how can you nicely piss off a woman over the phone who is trying to express her interest in you?

Since you have provided minimal information from which to advise you, I agree with others....take the high road and you will feel better in the long run. Just nicely tell her you are not interested in her.

If it is a stalker sceanrio and she is blowing up your phone, etc, block her, ignore her, etc. She will go away. If she doesn't, then get a restraining order and yes, that will accomplish your original goal.

Without more detail, that's the best I can do.

vig · 05-03-2011, 09:04 AM

ask her what's the best way to come out of the closet to your parents

1sikbmr · 05-03-2011, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanity

So she's expressing her interest to you over the phone and you want to, nicely, tell her you don't feel the same way.

Start talking to her about some other woman you like. That'll piss her off and send her the message.

That is golden! OP you must do this

lopealle · 05-03-2011, 09:28 AM

this is boring

solefald · 05-03-2011, 11:29 AM

just text her and say:
"hey, thanks for last night. i really didn't think i could find someone who enjoyed bukkake that much. im glad we got it on film"

then follow up with:
"oops, wrong number"

CollinsE90 · 05-03-2011, 11:35 AM

I remember my first clinger

escobar929 · 05-03-2011, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by solefald

just text her and say:
"hey, thanks for last night. i really didn't think i could find someone who enjoyed bukkake that much. im glad we got it on film"

then follow up with:
"oops, wrong number"

this!

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