Figuring out OT's perfect woman

Year's_End · 05-22-2011, 02:17 PM

Figured that's a decent number of options.

Perhaps we need to go deeper.

Imo:
-average height (5'4"ish)
-skinny
-brunette
-tan
-ass>tits
-petite

Elie335 · 05-22-2011, 02:23 PM

CSB

Tondtar · 05-22-2011, 02:27 PM

Make that :

- 4' or below so she does not have to kneel to reach your penor.
- a big butt that you can hold a beer can in place in the doggy position.
- No teeth or dentures that can be taken out for that "perfect" feeling.

Year's_End · 05-22-2011, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Elie335

CSB

those are the only stories I'll tell, bro

:trollface:

AngelinIsRich08 · 05-22-2011, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

Make that :

- 4' or below so she does not have to kneel to reach your penor.
- a big butt that you can hold a beer can in place in the doggy position.
- No teeth or dentures that can be taken out for that "perfect" feeling.

So a Mexican?

Year's_End · 05-22-2011, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tondtar

- No teeth or dentures that can be taken out for that "perfect" feeling.

i'm sure old man ton ton doesn't have too much trouble finding a lady that meets this criteria.

Wakka · 05-22-2011, 02:55 PM

seriously surprised no one has chosen obese and then blamed me for it.

CollinsE90 · 05-22-2011, 03:13 PM

sorry I dont see the rounded elbows option, perfect woman yet to be found ITT

Tondtar · 05-22-2011, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by AngelinIsRich08

So a Mexican?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikkahtropolis

i'm sure old man ton ton doesn't have too much trouble finding a lady that meets this criteria.

At least a half dozen at any time ....In all different kind of ethnicity (although the Scandinavian kind is a bit harder to find)

KGB7 · 05-22-2011, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

seriously surprised no one has chosen obese and then blamed me for it.

Everything is your fault, so there is no point mentioning it ever again. Think of it as unspoken law.

Augenbrauezug · 05-22-2011, 09:54 PM

Short, brunette, fair or tan, skinny or average, picked the middle butt option, and chose all the boob options. I'm picky about my asses but boobs are boobs to me.

BTM · 05-22-2011, 10:03 PM

don't have a type. Any chick who's hot is my type

BMWinNorthdakota · 05-22-2011, 10:11 PM

I find it funny how the vast majority of us enjoy looking at the same type of women. I frequent other forums and the bitches that they think are attractive are thee grosssesttttttt

Verbiage · 05-22-2011, 10:23 PM

These tags are murderous LOLOL

MCMLXXXIX · 05-22-2011, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Augenbrauezug

Short, brunette, fair or tan, skinny or average, picked the middle butt option, and chose all the boob options. I'm picky about my asses but boobs are boobs to me.

lol all of this

Blake · 05-22-2011, 10:29 PM

OT will never agree

Verbiage · 05-22-2011, 10:33 PM

yo I'm still dying at the tags ROFL.

Augenbrauezug · 05-22-2011, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by MCMLXXXIX

lol all of this

It's called taste.

BrokenVert · 05-22-2011, 11:38 PM

I kinda made my gf but with bigger tits...

Does that mean that she's in my head and controlling my thoughts?

len56 · 05-23-2011, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by BrokenVert

I kinda made my gf but with bigger tits...

Does that mean that she's in my head and controlling my thoughts?

that or you're pro at getting what you want

SoCali E36 · 05-25-2011, 01:20 AM

looks like the figures/features of an average woman is what most people like

john9 · 05-25-2011, 08:49 AM

That sounds very interesting...

View Poll Results: your ideal lady
height: short	29	21.17%
height: average	85	62.04%
height: tall	29	21.17%
hair: blonde	45	32.85%
hair: brunette	85	62.04%
hair: black	26	18.98%
hair: red	17	12.41%
skin: pale	11	8.03%
skin: fair	66	48.18%
skin: tan	71	51.82%
skin: black	3	2.19%
weight: skinny (/tone)	77	56.20%
weight: average	72	52.55%
weight: heavy	4	2.92%
weight: obeast	5	3.65%
ass: flat	4	2.92%
ass: small and round	114	83.21%
ass: ghetto donk	19	13.87%
bewbs: small	17	12.41%
bewbs: average	110	80.29%
bewbs: huge	27	19.71%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 137. You may not vote on this poll

05-22-2011, 02:17 PM	#1
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