Lawyer stung in car-scratching caper

M3Bahn · 06-03-2011, 07:33 PM

Finally one gets caught!

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A Seattle lawyer accused of scratching three vehicles with his keys and leaving snarky notes criticizing the drivers' parking skills "has accepted full responsibility for his actions," according to his attorney.

Ronald Clarke Mattson, who is charged with second-degree malicious mischief, has "expressed his great remorse and shame for what he did," his attorney, Matthew Honeywell, wrote in a statement released Wednesday.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...torney02m.html

WWONG · 06-03-2011, 07:50 PM

I think most of us will side with this guy, as he's not going around scratching cars just because. He's ruining an asshole's day because he decides to park in two spots and ruin it for other people.

radix · 06-03-2011, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by WWONG

I think most of us will side with this guy, as he's not going around scratching cars just because. He's ruining an asshole's day because he decides to park in two spots and ruin it for other people.

What? Since when is bad parking an excuse for damaging someone else property? Does that mean if I think your Christmas lights are too bright I can burn your house down?

WTF?

SchlauCow · 06-03-2011, 08:36 PM

Two wongs don't make a right. The lawyer is an idiot, who'd be better off shaming someone with those fake, sarcastic parking tickets.

cloakster · 06-03-2011, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by WWONG

I think most of us will side with this guy, as he's not going around scratching cars just because. He's ruining an asshole's day because he decides to park in two spots and ruin it for other people.

I would understand if these cars were parked so close that when the door was opened it left a nice sized dent on the other car, but the bait car definitely did not damage anyone else's, so he was definitely way out of line keying those cars.

OC Dealman · 06-03-2011, 08:37 PM

Did WWONG just defend the guy keying the car because they parked bad?????????????? Yes, bad parking is annoying, but keying a car? Dude, fail comment!!!!

1speedbike · 06-03-2011, 08:45 PM

I wouldn't go as far as keying a car... but depending on how much of a dick someone was with their parking job I'd be tempted to write a note or something.

The dude's probably extra annoyed because he takes the time to park his nice Porsche like a decent person.

Like with OJ simpson.. he caught his woman with another man. i personally wouldn't go as far as he did..... but i understand

M3Bahn · 06-03-2011, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by WWONG

I think most of us will side with this guy, as he's not going around scratching cars just because. He's ruining an asshole's day because he decides to park in two spots and ruin it for other people.

Orly?

So how many bad parkers have you taken revenge on?

bhoch · 06-03-2011, 09:00 PM

I never think the appropriate response to a azzhat is to damage their car. Damage to them.. yes.. but not to the car. Messing with the car is just childish.

WWONG · 06-03-2011, 09:03 PM

I'm not saying I would do it guys, quit presuming. I just think this guy is more of a white knight. Meanwhile, shouldn't the police be doing something that actually matters, like solving murder crimes and preventing robberies?

Forcefed3 · 06-03-2011, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by WWONG

I think most of us will side with this guy, as he's not going around scratching cars just because. He's ruining an asshole's day because he decides to park in two spots and ruin it for other people.

Bad parking doesnt deserve that. You fail.

OC Dealman · 06-03-2011, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by WWONG

I'm not saying I would do it guys, quit presuming. I just think this guy is more of a white knight. Meanwhile, shouldn't the police be doing something that actually matters, like solving murder crimes and preventing robberies?

Dude, we are not saying you would do it! You do not do damage to someones car because of a bad parking job, and you do not call him a white night and defend him! This guy was wrong, should be prosecuted and it was not the cops who did the work, it was the security company! I would just stop commenting from this point forward cause you are not making sense and your foot is going deeper and deeper down your throat!

WWONG · 06-03-2011, 10:41 PM

This thread is now about moral pansies

Spool · 06-03-2011, 10:54 PM

When someone park real close to me and cross my parking line, i flip their side mirrors in and i put the windshield wipers up, if it's real bad, i spit on the window...keying is going a bit far..ive had my car keyed before for no apparent reason, and it sucked big time..so i dont wish that upon anybody

radix · 06-03-2011, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by WWONG

I think most of us will side with this guy, as he's not going around scratching cars just because. He's ruining an asshole's day because he decides to park in two spots and ruin it for other people.

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Originally Posted by WWONG

I'm not saying I would do it guys, quit presuming. I just think this guy is more of a white knight. Meanwhile, shouldn't the police be doing something that actually matters, like solving murder crimes and preventing robberies?

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Originally Posted by WWONG

This thread is now about moral pansies

Moral pansies? The only pansy in this thread so far is you. Either you think what the guy did was justified or not. In your first post you justify it (see bold), but then go on to say you wouldn't do it yourself (see bold), then call him a white knight. If he was justified in your mind, then why wouldn't you do it yourself? It's obviously justified so why wouldn't you after all? What reason would you have not to?

If you don't think it was justified, then stop playing word games and just freaking say so.

Augenbrauezug · 06-04-2011, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by WWONG

I'm not saying I would do it guys, quit presuming. I just think this guy is more of a white knight. Meanwhile, shouldn't the police be doing something that actually matters, like solving murder crimes and preventing robberies?

/insertlolwut.gif

White night? Comparing police involvement with this and solving robberies and murders?

Pass the joint please.

gun6slinger9 · 06-04-2011, 10:30 AM

wwong please go back to general... OT does not need you ruining threads

Freakazoid · 06-04-2011, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by radix

Moral pansies? The only pansy in this thread so far is you. Either you think what the guy did was justified or not. In your first post you justify it (see bold), but then go on to say you wouldn't do it yourself (see bold), then call him a white knight. If he was justified in your mind, then why wouldn't you do it yourself? It's obviously justified so why wouldn't you after all? What reason would you have not to?

If you don't think it was justified, then stop playing word games and just freaking say so.

you scared him radix

TK-421 · 06-04-2011, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by WWONG

I think most of us will side with this guy, as he's not going around scratching cars just because. He's ruining an asshole's day because he decides to park in two spots and ruin it for other people.

Never go full retard

WWONG · 06-04-2011, 12:09 PM

u guys mad?

CollinsE90 · 06-04-2011, 02:33 PM

Look, its the post troll pic when you realize you were a dumbass to make it look like you were trolling post

TK-421 · 06-04-2011, 02:48 PM

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