Crazy bitch says I'm the father!

Krozi · 08-30-2011, 10:14 AM

Seriously, this broad is crazy. First off, I have to give you the back-story.

This all started a year or so ago, I met this girl at a bar downtown. She was with two of her friends, and I was with my best friend since high school, William (Billie for short). So the girl is pretty hot and she has a hot friend but the third girl was a pig. Long story short, the pig left and we each got a number than night. I've been friends with Jean for about a year now, and its been cool but shes been getting clingy lately.

So fast forward to last week Billie admits to me that he loves her and shes the perfect chick, all that stuff. Whatever, I kinda laughed about it and thought nothing more of it. Totally was a

type of moment.

So tonight Billie stormed in my house tonight screaming, he told her that he loved her and she rejected him and told him that she was in love with me, he yelled at her and she told him she was pregnant with my kid. So he came over here upset and with tears in his eyes demanding to know what was going on, so i told him "Billie, Jean is not my lover, shes just a girl who says that I am the one, but the kid is not my son."

Dvdman · 08-30-2011, 03:38 PM

nice....

prichards516 · 08-30-2011, 04:56 PM

lmao, had me going for a while!

pmeloche · 08-30-2011, 11:43 PM

ADubM3 · 08-31-2011, 09:45 AM

ROTFL. You Win.

Kroy · 08-31-2011, 03:31 PM

hah, funny. knew there was a punchline coming when you mentioned William though; obvious setup. :P

setofvs · 08-31-2011, 04:20 PM

hahah good one

DesiRoc · 08-31-2011, 08:52 PM

LOL!!!

JSCO · 09-12-2011, 08:16 PM

lmao..had me going!!

El_Duderino · 09-27-2011, 10:20 PM

Brilliant!

J02 335i · 10-10-2011, 07:14 AM

I lol'ed haha.

CPWINCH · 10-17-2011, 12:17 PM

did i really read that

gaberoll · 10-21-2011, 11:06 PM

hahahahaha, got me

Gavin@MMW · 10-26-2011, 05:30 PM

ahhh fell right in that one hahaha

Andrew@ET · 10-31-2011, 11:03 PM

son of A B%$&*

tilua · 11-29-2011, 03:27 PM

hahahah got me good

eaglesfan83 · 11-29-2011, 06:10 PM

damn this being bumped to the top and it got me to LOL. nice one!

12-09-2011, 09:38 AM

LMAO!

E90Mario · 12-11-2011, 09:15 PM

Hahahahaha best thread ever!

roadtrip120 · 12-25-2011, 09:51 PM

lol

Draven · 01-12-2012, 04:19 PM

... Damn it.

BeamingE39 · 01-27-2012, 08:09 PM

Damn you got me!

08-30-2011, 10:14 AM	#1
Krozi Colonel 176 Rep 2,736 Posts Drives: 2008 E92 ///M3 Alpine White Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: SoFla - Bonita Springs iTrader: (24)	Crazy bitch says I'm the father! Seriously, this broad is crazy. First off, I have to give you the back-story. This all started a year or so ago, I met this girl at a bar downtown. She was with two of her friends, and I was with my best friend since high school, William (Billie for short). So the girl is pretty hot and she has a hot friend but the third girl was a pig. Long story short, the pig left and we each got a number than night. I've been friends with Jean for about a year now, and its been cool but shes been getting clingy lately. So fast forward to last week Billie admits to me that he loves her and shes the perfect chick, all that stuff. Whatever, I kinda laughed about it and thought nothing more of it. Totally was a type of moment. So tonight Billie stormed in my house tonight screaming, he told her that he loved her and she rejected him and told him that she was in love with me, he yelled at her and she told him she was pregnant with my kid. So he came over here upset and with tears in his eyes demanding to know what was going on, so i told him "Billie, Jean is not my lover, shes just a girl who says that I am the one, but the kid is not my son." __________________ 2008 E92 ///M3 Alpine White//Fox Red//6MT// Florida Bimmer - Join us on FaceBook!
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08-30-2011, 03:38 PM	#2
Dvdman Major 184 Rep 1,000 Posts Drives: 2022 X5 and 2007 M6 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (2)	nice....
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08-30-2011, 04:56 PM	#3
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08-30-2011, 11:43 PM	#4
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08-31-2011, 09:45 AM	#5
ADubM3 First Lieutenant 14 Rep 338 Posts Drives: 08 E92 M3 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: NoVa 703 iTrader: (0)	ROTFL. You Win.
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08-31-2011, 03:31 PM	#6
Kroy Brigadier General 184 Rep 3,032 Posts Drives: E90 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (1)	hah, funny. knew there was a punchline coming when you mentioned William though; obvious setup. :P
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08-31-2011, 04:20 PM	#7
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08-31-2011, 08:52 PM	#8
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09-12-2011, 08:16 PM	#9
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09-27-2011, 10:20 PM	#10
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10-10-2011, 07:14 AM	#11
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10-17-2011, 12:17 PM	#12
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10-21-2011, 11:06 PM	#13
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10-26-2011, 05:30 PM	#14
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10-31-2011, 11:03 PM	#15
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12-09-2011, 09:38 AM	#18
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12-11-2011, 09:15 PM	#19
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01-12-2012, 04:19 PM	#21
Draven C7Z - Darkside 49 Rep 226 Posts Drives: '18 Z06 M7 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Merrimack, NH iTrader: (0)	... Damn it.
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01-27-2012, 08:09 PM	#22
BeamingE39 Second Lieutenant 16 Rep 212 Posts Drives: slower than I'd like Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Southern California iTrader: (0)	Damn you got me!
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