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      09-24-2011, 04:45 PM   #1
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My right hand will be breaking up with me in a few seconds
It's not getting enough action. What would you guys do?
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      09-24-2011, 04:52 PM   #2
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Tie your left hand behind your back. This will force you to use your right hand.
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      09-24-2011, 05:13 PM   #3
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      09-24-2011, 05:25 PM   #5
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PM Sara.
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Invest in a vagina.
Well said.
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Thickness feels good to me and my hands aren't that big.
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      09-24-2011, 07:13 PM   #7
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Invest in a vagina.
In that case, are you "investing" in boobs to raise your value?
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      09-24-2011, 08:17 PM   #8
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It's not getting enough action. What would you guys do?
I think you have the ghey.
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      09-24-2011, 09:24 PM   #10
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Are you suggesting that he pay for sexual favors? :disapprove:
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Are you suggesting that he pay for sexual favors? :disapprove:
Damn grant it was a joke
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      09-24-2011, 09:27 PM   #12
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I think you have the ghey.
0h n0ez! SOMEBODY FIX ME!
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0h n0ez! SOMEBODY FIX ME!
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One of the guys I work with says to pop a suppository and beat Orr at the same time, trying to get off before you... Get off. He also said to stay really close to a toilet.

He said he did it after one of our week long trips out in the field, and passed out afterwards lmao
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Always lease a depreciating asset.
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      09-24-2011, 09:55 PM   #17
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Hey Sara is your sig picture you?
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What?

Didn't you know vag. depreciates like crazy after 30?

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Hey Sara is your sig picture you?
He ^ wants moar pics!
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No was gonna ask who did her ink, I have one side done but want my other side done too
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