The Most Difficult Question To A Man

silvergray545 · 10-02-2011, 12:42 PM

If you are sleeping in between a beautiful woman and a gay guy, which one would you turn your back to?

oneintheory · 10-02-2011, 12:53 PM

are you naked in this hypothetical situation?

silvergray545 · 10-02-2011, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by oneintheory

are you naked in this hypothetical situation?

Naked or not, it doesn't require much effort to slide down your boxers. That can be a good thing or a bad thing. Just saying

Mr Tonka · 10-02-2011, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Naked or not, it doesn't require much effort to slide down your boxers. That can be a good thing or a bad thing. Just saying

my boxers have an opening in the front, closed up in the back.

kyleb350 · 10-02-2011, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MP0WER

my boxers have an opening in the front, closed up in the back.

Blake · 10-02-2011, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MP0WER

my boxers have an opening in the front, closed up in the back.

So you want to dock with a gay guy?

Mr Tonka · 10-02-2011, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Blake

So you want to dock with a gay guy?

Are you offering?

silvergray545 · 10-02-2011, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MP0WER

my boxers have an opening in the front, closed up in the back.

Unless you're wearing a belt around your boxers, my statement still stands true.

Wakka · 10-02-2011, 03:01 PM

not a hard question with the option of the floor there.

Tondtar · 10-02-2011, 03:10 PM

I ass bump the gay guy off the fucking bed and spend the rest of the night with the girl in a full-boner spoon position.

michaelthepsycho · 10-02-2011, 03:22 PM

Don't flatter yourselves folks. Just 'cause the dude's gay dun't mean he gone PiiYB. Sleep like a baby.

WWONG · 10-02-2011, 03:22 PM

I can be the center linkage in the train?

BrokenVert · 10-02-2011, 04:05 PM

I dont get it. Why are we spooning? Just take your side of the bed he/her takes theirs. Lay on your backs.

Its the same formula that works with marriages.

Augenbrauezug · 10-02-2011, 04:14 PM

I can't sleep on my back, I turn my back to the gay guy. He's less likely to randomly shove it in my ass than to randomly try to make out.

SchlauCow · 10-02-2011, 06:36 PM

This is one of those threads started by someone who's questioning his sexuality.

Vanity · 10-02-2011, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SchlauCow

This is one of those threads started by someone who's questioning his sexuality.

+1

OP, why do you always hide the closet when we play OT Hide and Seek

Blake · 10-02-2011, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MP0WER

Are you offering?

vioaltec · 10-02-2011, 07:41 PM

yum bareback

TroyDeJ · 10-02-2011, 07:42 PM

am i the only guy that would pick the floor?

SchlauCow · 10-02-2011, 07:43 PM

^ This pic will always remind me of our resident forum asshole and horse groomer to the stars, Litos.

bmwmike335 · 10-02-2011, 07:43 PM

hey idiots, why not put the hot chick in the middle, between yourself and said homosexual, thus solving the issue.

muahahah

Blake · 10-02-2011, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by SchlauCow

^ This pic will always remind me of our resident forum asshole and horse groomer to the stars, Litos.

View Poll Results: Who would you turn your back to?
The beautiful woman	1	2.00%
The gay guy	21	42.00%
I'll sleep on the floor	28	56.00%
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