Fat manager needs ride what to do??

Dvdman · 03-15-2012, 05:26 PM

My manager and I are meeting a client at Maywood Race track tomorrow after work. He weighs maybe 350 to 375 about 5'4. There is no F&*#ing way he will fit in my car (335) sedan. I guess he might barely squeeze in but I don't want to put my car through that. I have no other cars to use and he doesn't drive. I already said I was driving in before he was invited. Fook me. What to do....he knows I have A BMW but doesnt realize how compact it is. What to do...

GetSomeE92 · 03-15-2012, 05:27 PM

Do you have a roof rack?

BigDog · 03-15-2012, 05:27 PM

rent something

E90SoFlo · 03-15-2012, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Devestator

My manager and I are meeting a client at Maywood Race track tomorrow after work. He weighs maybe 350 to 375 about 5'4. There is no F&*#ing way he will fit in my car (335) sedan. I guess he might barely squeeze in but I don't want to put my car through that. I have no other cars to use and he doesn't drive. I already said I was driving in before he was invited. Fook me. What to do....he knows I have A BMW but doesnt realize how compact it is. What to do...

take out the seats

kyleb350 · 03-15-2012, 05:28 PM

In the sedans, couldn't he fit in the back?

KingOfJericho · 03-15-2012, 05:48 PM

I had a 350lb friend in my Lotus Exige. A 335 is a normal size car so it shouldn't be a problem.

Weird Side Effect · 03-15-2012, 05:51 PM

5'4 and 350-375? Jesus, that is a big dude. Pack your car full of boxes and tell him to find another ride.

Weird Side Effect · 03-15-2012, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by KingOfJericho

I had a 350lb friend in my Lotus Exige. A 335 is a normal size car so it shouldn't be a problem.

That is crazy. I'd like to see that.

sensi09 · 03-15-2012, 06:17 PM

LOL

e90fun · 03-15-2012, 06:20 PM

Holy shit

Must look like a chode, no offense.

iBoost · 03-15-2012, 06:24 PM

slap on the "no fat bitches, car will scrape" sticker on the back.

John 070 · 03-15-2012, 06:37 PM

How can he meet clients if he doesn't drive? Why don't you work from home and go straight to the place, and ask him to take the EL.

PINeely · 03-15-2012, 06:42 PM

Buy a beater and then sell it back to him on the way to the meeting so that neither of you will have this problem again.

Stronghammer · 03-15-2012, 06:43 PM

There was someone a while back that put a towing hitch on a 3 series and hooked up a U Haul. Think he would fit in one of those ?

bunnn · 03-15-2012, 06:49 PM

We all know how unreliable BMW's can be...I predict that you'll have a -insert common problem- tonight, and won't be able to drive tomorrow. Just take a taxi.

Seriously though, this is why I have bucket seats, there's no way anyone who's bigger(read: fat) than 250lbs will fit in.

Dvdman · 03-15-2012, 08:35 PM

HAHAAHA.....you guys are insane! I really don't know what to do. I don't want to embarrass him but he's not gonna fit. Maybe He is thinking a 335 is like a 7 series or something.

E92TTKING · 03-15-2012, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by GetSomeE92

Do you have a roof rack?

LMFAOOOOOOOO

flyer333 · 03-15-2012, 09:13 PM

Go with the roof rack!

shazzy04 · 03-15-2012, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by E92TTKING

LMFAOOOOOOOO

LMFAO!

I read all the other comments and seeing this just made me LOL on my couch

Simsims · 03-15-2012, 09:36 PM

if you boss secretly trolls this..

easyman · 03-15-2012, 10:03 PM

I've been in the same damn boat. I sucked it up. Felt so bad for my damn seats

MadDog · 03-15-2012, 10:14 PM

Put the front passenger seat all the way forward, and sit his fat ass in the back seat.

03-15-2012, 05:26 PM	#1
Dvdman Major 184 Rep 1,000 Posts Drives: 2022 X5 and 2007 M6 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (2)	Fat manager needs ride what to do?? My manager and I are meeting a client at Maywood Race track tomorrow after work. He weighs maybe 350 to 375 about 5'4. There is no F&*#ing way he will fit in my car (335) sedan. I guess he might barely squeeze in but I don't want to put my car through that. I have no other cars to use and he doesn't drive. I already said I was driving in before he was invited. Fook me. What to do....he knows I have A BMW but doesnt realize how compact it is. What to do...
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kyleb350 Brigadier General 420 Rep 4,709 Posts Drives: '21 X3MC Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Milwaukee iTrader: (6)	In the sedans, couldn't he fit in the back?
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KingOfJericho Major General 2459 Rep 7,340 Posts Drives: Yes Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: CT iTrader: (1) Garage List 2010 135i Coupe [5.26]	I had a 350lb friend in my Lotus Exige. A 335 is a normal size car so it shouldn't be a problem. __________________ The views and opinions expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of Bimmerpost. 2018 Jeep Grand Cherokee High Altitude Hemi \| 2010 S4 Sold \| 2010 BMW 135i Retired \| 2006 Lotus Exige Sold
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Weird Side Effect Side effects may include... 18 Rep 168 Posts Drives: e90 M3, e46 M3 Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Houston iTrader: (0)	5'4 and 350-375? Jesus, that is a big dude. Pack your car full of boxes and tell him to find another ride.
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iBoost Retired e90post Member 143 Rep 3,038 Posts Drives: real slow Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Las Vegas iTrader: (13)	slap on the "no fat bitches, car will scrape" sticker on the back.
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John 070 Lieutenant General 1751 Rep 14,825 Posts Drives: 335i cpe Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ZSP/ZPP/ZCW iTrader: (0)	How can he meet clients if he doesn't drive? Why don't you work from home and go straight to the place, and ask him to take the EL.
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PINeely Lieutenant Colonel 1089 Rep 1,912 Posts Drives: 2013 535i, 2015 Tundra 1794 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Jackson, MS iTrader: (2)	Buy a beater and then sell it back to him on the way to the meeting so that neither of you will have this problem again.
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Stronghammer Lieutenant 47 Rep 590 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: May 2011 Location: south carolina iTrader: (3)	There was someone a while back that put a towing hitch on a 3 series and hooked up a U Haul. Think he would fit in one of those ? __________________ 2011 E92 M3 MR July 11 ED Sept 11 PCD Mods: ESS VT1, MS test pipes, 19 BBS CH-R, Eibach pro springs, Painted reflectors, carbon fiber grills, Painted side markers with dark tinted lenses, 30% tint, Arkym rear diffuser, Innotech axle back exhaust, Performance spoiler
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bunnn Colonel 98 Rep 2,266 Posts Drives: like a grandma Join Date: May 2009 Location: Toronto iTrader: (12)	We all know how unreliable BMW's can be...I predict that you'll have a -insert common problem- tonight, and won't be able to drive tomorrow. Just take a taxi. Seriously though, this is why I have bucket seats, there's no way anyone who's bigger(read: fat) than 250lbs will fit in. __________________ Cheers Ben
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Dvdman Major 184 Rep 1,000 Posts Drives: 2022 X5 and 2007 M6 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (2)	HAHAAHA.....you guys are insane! I really don't know what to do. I don't want to embarrass him but he's not gonna fit. Maybe He is thinking a 335 is like a 7 series or something.
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MadDog Careful, I Bite..... 162 Rep 504 Posts Drives: 2006 325i Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: S.F. Bay Area iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 325i [7.50]	Put the front passenger seat all the way forward, and sit his fat ass in the back seat.
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