[Gizm0]

ATTENTION: VERY IMMATURE THREAD

After I just bought my car, I was so careful not to let one rip by fear of permanently perfuming the seats with my colon cologne

Now my car is like a long time girlfriend. At the beginning, I would hold it until I was away from her, then one day I let one rip, and after that it was game on!

What about you guys, do you have crack rattlers in your car?

[Billup]

Enter my car, enter my domain. Prepare yourself for anything and everything, including my ass sneezing in your face with locked windows.

Best Regards

[kits135i]

Corn hole tremor? Of course. Who doesn't? And while Horton hears a poo I take it all in!

[catherineanh]

[bimmerfrk]

Once in traffic I was even forced to piss in a water bottle. Never used it again though, had a mineral piss smell to it.

[Gizm0]

Originally Posted by bimmerfrk

Once in traffic I was even forced to piss in a water bottle. Never used it again though, had a mineral piss smell to it.

I had a friend who got stuck in his car on insterstate I77 overnight last winter in a bad blizzard. There were hundreds of cars and he had to take a shit. He had a bucket, he just moved the two front seats of his legacy, and put the bucket on the floor in the back and went to work...

[Litos]

yes, i fart in my car...

if you think your entry level BMW is too good for farts, you're a freaking idiot.....

[Gizm0]

Originally Posted by Litos

yes, i fart in my car...

if you think your entry level BMW is too good for farts, you're a freaking idiot.....

I even did that with my previous car, a 10 years old Nissan Maxima... that makes me worse than a freaking idiot then! OMG I'm a terrible person, I'm depressed now, thanks for ruining my day

[Nkc]

Every chance I get

[upstatedoc]

10-4

[MediaArtist]

That's why we have windows that open and close.

[Gizm0]

Originally Posted by MediaArtist

That's why we have windows that open and close.

I usually keep mine closed when I do and turn on the heater, especially when I have a passenger!

[MediaArtist]

Originally Posted by Gizm0

I usually keep mine closed when I do and turn on the heater, especially when I have a passenger!

That's a good technique. May I suggest you also turn on the fans full blast so that it circulates the cockpit faster?

[jlstyle]

Don't get me wrong, but I love to smell my fart.
No matter how old I get, I'm still in love.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by MediaArtist

That's a good technique. May I suggest you also turn on the fans full blast so that it circulates the cockpit faster?

I like where your head is at, but you forgot to mention to make sure the A/C condenser is running to ensure clean air extrudes through the vents for the most aromatic experience.

[Ehwnnc]

Ive damn near sharted multiple times in my car

[MediaArtist]

Originally Posted by Billup

I like where your head is at, but you forgot to mention to make sure the A/C condenser is running to ensure clean air extrudes through the vents for the most aromatic experience.

Yes that increases the sensation of being enveloped by fumes.

[US///M3]

Rarely but when I do, I raise my right butt cheek.

[Gizm0]

[AndreyT]

[Billup]

Originally Posted by MediaArtist

Yes that increases the sensation of being enveloped by fumes.

I've learned through the years, that if you cup your hands under your hole, you can actually capture the scent. From there, you place your cupped hands in front of the vents and let it seep through the cracks of your fingers.

Truly exhilarating.

[iBoost]

My cousin was just telling me last week how his dad was so pissed because he farted in my uncles Hummer. I was dying laughing, i guess it ruined my uncless day. What a square.