My cubicle smells like ass

HyperM3 · 11-07-2007, 02:56 PM

Sure I busted a few but its lingering longer than it should. I went to lunch and came back, smells like someone dropped a deuce in their shorts.

Just felt like sharing so I wasnt the only one feeling the pain.

gonzo · 11-07-2007, 03:06 PM

....it's your neighbor....

MadDog · 11-07-2007, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by HyperM3

Sure I busted a few but its lingering longer than it should. I went to lunch and came back, smells like someone dropped a deuce in their shorts.

Just felt like sharing so I wasnt the only one feeling the pain.

Thanks for sharing !!!

HyperM3 · 11-07-2007, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by gonzo

....it's your neighbor....

Haha, you changed your pic. Good one.

335rocket · 11-07-2007, 03:25 PM

awesome!!!!

Taittinger · 11-07-2007, 03:53 PM

How do you know a coworker did not mark their territory?

335rocket · 11-07-2007, 03:56 PM

my cousin gets in my car the other day, and the first thing he did was freap. Kind of took the new smell out of the car

HyperM3 · 11-07-2007, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Taittinger

How do you know a coworker did not mark their territory?

Theres only 2 other women in my office.

InS0mNiAc · 11-07-2007, 03:57 PM

Either your cubicle smells like ass or your ass smells like cubicle?

Taittinger · 11-07-2007, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by HyperM3

Theres only 2 other women in my office.

I thought you were a guy.

HyperM3 · 11-07-2007, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Taittinger

I thought you were a guy.

I am. I guess I said it wrong. Other than myself, theres only two women in the office.

Taittinger · 11-07-2007, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by HyperM3

I am. I guess I said it wrong. Other than myself, theres only two women in the office.

I would check one or both of them.

Kiemyster · 11-07-2007, 04:12 PM

heres a solution, get a vaporizer, bring it to work, and just burn a 40 piece. youll get high, AND your cubicle will smell ohh soo good

MadDog · 11-07-2007, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiemyster

heres a solution, get a vaporizer, bring it to work, and just burn a 40 piece. youll get high, AND your cubicle will smell ohh soo good

At that point, you won't care what your cubicle smells like.....

FrankoQ · 11-07-2007, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by HyperM3

I am. I guess I said it wrong. Other than myself, theres only two women in the office.

time to retaliate.

Bimmerista · 11-07-2007, 05:55 PM

You work in a cubicle......

(jk)

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