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      05-03-2010, 09:34 PM   #45
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LOL the RS5 shit was a joke I just wanted to troll the thread for lulz. Anyways im 22 and without my beard I look too young for the crowd I hang out with. But i guess its good if I want to go for the barely legals this week.Oh and shaving your balls is imperitive these days.
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LOL the RS5 shit was a joke I just wanted to troll the thread for lulz. Anyways im 22 and without my beard I look too young for the crowd I hang out with. But i guess its good if I want to go for the barely legals this week.Oh and shaving your balls is imperitive these days.
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      05-04-2010, 04:27 AM   #51
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lol you should be happy that you still look like a kid......in a few decades, you will wish you still looked like a kid
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      05-04-2010, 09:17 AM   #53
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I call BS.. sort of.

1. Were you there to whitness? Do tell?

2. He must of left it on there too long. I've nair'd my nuts before (granted probobly 10 years ago) and FWIW I had zero issues. I only did it once because my GF at the time wanted me to. It didn't hurt at all, but what did hurt is when the little f'ers started to grow back. Major cock-stubble... and that shit isn't fun.
No BS my friend, I did not witness it but I did see his hospital bracelet from the trip to the ER. It was about 10 years ago so I called him last night and he gave me the story again(he said he still gets gaggy when he thinks of what it looked like) He said he put it on, waited for the requested time, wiped, but no results. So reapplied and waited something like 15 or so minutes, and wiped again, hair came off and so did some skin. At first he thought it was some of the Nair drying but then noticed the skin was really red like a brush burn or like a skinned knee. He jumped in the shower to try to cool it off and I'll use his words "It felt like my balls were dipped in acid, coated with cayenne pepper then deepfried" So he got out of the shower and tried everything to stop the pain. Baby Powder, Cocoa Butter, Vitamin E, Baby Oil, but nothing would stop it, so off to the ER he went. They told him it was a chemical burn and he cant remember what they gave him to stop the pain. Worst part is is mother had to take him to the ER because he had to lay in the backseat with his legs spread and his hands holding his shorts away from his balls so they wouldn't stick to them, he was afraid that he would have to peel the shorts off and more layers of skin would tear off. Now I asked him why he didn't just shave in the first place but he said he was nervous about using a razor on his balls, So paint a layer chemicals on them??? LOL
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      05-04-2010, 10:55 AM   #54
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No BS my friend, I did not witness it but I did see his hospital bracelet from the trip to the ER. It was about 10 years ago so I called him last night and he gave me the story again(he said he still gets gaggy when he thinks of what it looked like) He said he put it on, waited for the requested time, wiped, but no results. So reapplied and waited something like 15 or so minutes, and wiped again, hair came off and so did some skin. At first he thought it was some of the Nair drying but then noticed the skin was really red like a brush burn or like a skinned knee. He jumped in the shower to try to cool it off and I'll use his words "It felt like my balls were dipped in acid, coated with cayenne pepper then deepfried" So he got out of the shower and tried everything to stop the pain. Baby Powder, Cocoa Butter, Vitamin E, Baby Oil, but nothing would stop it, so off to the ER he went. They told him it was a chemical burn and he cant remember what they gave him to stop the pain. Worst part is is mother had to take him to the ER because he had to lay in the backseat with his legs spread and his hands holding his shorts away from his balls so they wouldn't stick to them, he was afraid that he would have to peel the shorts off and more layers of skin would tear off. Now I asked him why he didn't just shave in the first place but he said he was nervous about using a razor on his balls, So paint a layer chemicals on them??? LOL


That is epic! I for one would totally love to see a TV special dedicated to all the stupid shit that comes through the doors of the ER.

Burt nut sacks/stuff shoved up your ass in the name of pleasure, etc, etc...
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No BS my friend, I did not witness it but I did see his hospital bracelet from the trip to the ER. It was about 10 years ago so I called him last night and he gave me the story again(he said he still gets gaggy when he thinks of what it looked like) He said he put it on, waited for the requested time, wiped, but no results. So reapplied and waited something like 15 or so minutes, and wiped again, hair came off and so did some skin. At first he thought it was some of the Nair drying but then noticed the skin was really red like a brush burn or like a skinned knee. He jumped in the shower to try to cool it off and I'll use his words "It felt like my balls were dipped in acid, coated with cayenne pepper then deepfried" So he got out of the shower and tried everything to stop the pain. Baby Powder, Cocoa Butter, Vitamin E, Baby Oil, but nothing would stop it, so off to the ER he went. They told him it was a chemical burn and he cant remember what they gave him to stop the pain. Worst part is is mother had to take him to the ER because he had to lay in the backseat with his legs spread and his hands holding his shorts away from his balls so they wouldn't stick to them, he was afraid that he would have to peel the shorts off and more layers of skin would tear off. Now I asked him why he didn't just shave in the first place but he said he was nervous about using a razor on his balls, So paint a layer chemicals on them??? LOL
Its that second application, it will getcha. They need to write on the bottle that under no circumstances should it be reapplied.

I'd say the pain I felt on my chest after my second application was akin to spilling boiling water on it. But it was the shower that sealed the deal. That shower felt like I as holding a iron set to high against my chest. I slept on my back for a week.
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You make yourself sound much older on here.
I'm just a big kid at heart.

Some days I wake up thinking I'm 22, WTF am I doing here? I feel like I'm missing out on a lot of the awesome parts of being 22 but the rewards will be well worth while. A little sacrifice goes a long way.
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      05-04-2010, 02:23 PM   #57
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I'm just a big kid at heart.

Some days I wake up thinking I'm 22, WTF am I doing here? I feel like I'm missing out on a lot of the awesome parts of being 22 but the rewards will be well worth while. A little sacrifice goes a long way.
Same here. Im really different from people my age. I sometimes get the feeling I should be enjoying my life as a young man instead of stressing so much.
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      05-04-2010, 07:00 PM   #58
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No BS my friend, I did not witness it but I did see his hospital bracelet from the trip to the ER. It was about 10 years ago so I called him last night and he gave me the story again(he said he still gets gaggy when he thinks of what it looked like) He said he put it on, waited for the requested time, wiped, but no results. So reapplied and waited something like 15 or so minutes, and wiped again, hair came off and so did some skin. At first he thought it was some of the Nair drying but then noticed the skin was really red like a brush burn or like a skinned knee. He jumped in the shower to try to cool it off and I'll use his words "It felt like my balls were dipped in acid, coated with cayenne pepper then deepfried" So he got out of the shower and tried everything to stop the pain. Baby Powder, Cocoa Butter, Vitamin E, Baby Oil, but nothing would stop it, so off to the ER he went. They told him it was a chemical burn and he cant remember what they gave him to stop the pain. Worst part is is mother had to take him to the ER because he had to lay in the backseat with his legs spread and his hands holding his shorts away from his balls so they wouldn't stick to them, he was afraid that he would have to peel the shorts off and more layers of skin would tear off. Now I asked him why he didn't just shave in the first place but he said he was nervous about using a razor on his balls, So paint a layer chemicals on them??? LOL
Beats my embarrassing story.

I had a pencil eraser get sucked into my ear when I was in high school. My mom had to take me to the ER. They had to pull it out with a very long pair of tweezers while trying not to pierce my ear drum.
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Beats my embarrassing story.

I had a pencil eraser get sucked into my ear when I was in high school. My mom had to take me to the ER. They had to pull it out with a very long pair of tweezers while trying not to pierce my ear drum.
Lucky it didn't pierce your tympanic membrane. Not sure how you would manage that. But to each his own.
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I love you guys... I'm still not seeing any pics of the nair on testicles. It's not gay unless balls touch, and if they do as long as you don't make eye contact you're good!
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I love you guys... I'm still not seeing any pics of the nair on testicles. It's not gay unless balls touch, and if they do as long as you don't make eye contact you're good!
highly doubt that guy was thinking about taking pics with his balls on fire
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That story made me lol. Wow. It is not that serious to have your scrotum shaved.
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It is not possible to shave my balls. I have a 80 year old man's sack... I'm 23 btw.
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