Euphemisms for sexual words?

MontegoGoGoGo · 11-22-2009, 11:58 PM

Give her the "hot beef injection" - ooooooooooo, how romantic!

montreal red · 11-23-2009, 12:52 AM

i joke around with my gf sometimes and say 'i want to put my beef in your taco' ... she laughs whenever i say it.

i've heard my friends call the vag - roast beef sandwich...

Dodo · 11-23-2009, 09:48 AM

http://www.rathergood.com/hedgehogs

Cosmop · 11-23-2009, 10:02 AM

Carpet Muncher

Searcher821 · 11-23-2009, 10:38 AM

Cleveland steamer:
When you take a shit on a girls chest and slide it around.

Alaskan pipeline:
When someone shits into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

Chicago Bear Claw:
When someone shoves his hand and as much of his arm possible up a womans vagina and then proceeds to open his hand and claw around her uterus.

urbandictionary.com

Peanuto · 11-23-2009, 11:04 AM

ham wallet

Sara · 11-23-2009, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Searcher821

Cleveland steamer:
When you take a shit on a girls chest and slide it around.

Alaskan pipeline:
When someone shits into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

Chicago Bear Claw:
When someone shoves his hand and as much of his arm possible up a womans vagina and then proceeds to open his hand and claw around her uterus.

urbandictionary.com

That is soo gross!

UncleWede · 11-23-2009, 11:57 AM

There's some spanish saying that sounds roughly like "coffee/donuts". We shortened it to just getting cookies. . .

Best regards,
Wede

Searcher821 · 11-23-2009, 12:25 PM

Houston hard hat:
A sexual move in which one pours Hershey's hardening syrup over their penis and testicles, and receives oral sex once it dries.

Cosmop · 11-23-2009, 12:38 PM

Nice one
I live in Houston and I never heard that one before.

pdjafari · 11-23-2009, 12:56 PM

Blumpkin - receiving a BJ on the toilet while taking a shit

MontegoGoGoGo · 11-23-2009, 02:05 PM

335e92tx · 11-23-2009, 02:48 PM

Yeah, what she said about post 33

Heat seeking moisture missile (robin williams)
Hide the sausage

Actually the wife refers to it as Jimmy... She can call it whatever she wants .. as long as it gets called.

Memphis1 · 11-23-2009, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo

Boobs: Bubbies, Mammaries, BaZoooombas

Tig Ol'Bitties

mispelled on purpose

DesiGUY · 11-23-2009, 03:16 PM

for sex/bj: "oil change"

wellwell · 11-23-2009, 03:49 PM

The Hungry Unicorn: female places strap-on dildo sword on her forehead and sits on floor with back inclined 45 degrees (she is now a unicorn). Second female crouches over and inserts the unicorn's horn into her rectum. Man approaches and inserts his protein cannon into the top mounted female. the unicorn can now feast on the mans balls as they hang and flop on her mouth. skeet skeet skeet

Digital.James · 11-23-2009, 03:55 PM

hahah this thread is ridiculous

335e92tx · 11-23-2009, 04:27 PM

hehe - the ladies started it so we can't be called just a bunch of hard d*s

Well, ok maybe we can.

Year's_End · 11-23-2009, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wellwell

The Hungry Unicorn: female places strap-on dildo sword on her forehead and sits on floor with back inclined 45 degrees (she is now a unicorn). Second female crouches over and inserts the unicorn's horn into her rectum. Man approaches and inserts his protein cannon into the top mounted female. the unicorn can now feast on the mans balls as they hang and flop on her mouth. skeet skeet skeet

hahahahha...

...protein cannon.

Snertz · 11-23-2009, 07:09 PM

i hope her shaved goat can handle this meat hammer

Snertz · 11-23-2009, 07:10 PM

can't forget the purple headed yogurt slinger!

JB135i · 11-23-2009, 07:53 PM

Big Jim and the Twins

Brown Bullseye

One Eyed Trouser Snake

11-22-2009, 11:58 PM	#23
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11-23-2009, 12:52 AM	#24
montreal red chris 291 Rep 12,142 Posts Drives: White Boat Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Toronto iTrader: (31)	i joke around with my gf sometimes and say 'i want to put my beef in your taco' ... she laughs whenever i say it. i've heard my friends call the vag - roast beef sandwich... __________________ Current: 2013 F10 M5 & 2016 Mini JCW 2013 GLK350 (gone), 997.1 GT3RS (gone), 2009 WRX STI (gone), e92 M3 (gone)
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11-23-2009, 09:48 AM	#25
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11-23-2009, 10:02 AM	#26
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11-23-2009, 10:38 AM	#27
Searcher821 I find stuff 1 Rep 8 Posts Drives: Jet pack Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Cloud City iTrader: (0)	Cleveland steamer: When you take a shit on a girls chest and slide it around. Alaskan pipeline: When someone shits into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo. Chicago Bear Claw: When someone shoves his hand and as much of his arm possible up a womans vagina and then proceeds to open his hand and claw around her uterus. urbandictionary.com
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11-23-2009, 11:04 AM	#28
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11-23-2009, 11:57 AM	#30
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18430 Rep 9,426 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	There's some spanish saying that sounds roughly like "coffee/donuts". We shortened it to just getting cookies. . . Best regards, Wede
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11-23-2009, 12:25 PM	#31
Searcher821 I find stuff 1 Rep 8 Posts Drives: Jet pack Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Cloud City iTrader: (0)	Houston hard hat: A sexual move in which one pours Hershey's hardening syrup over their penis and testicles, and receives oral sex once it dries.
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11-23-2009, 12:38 PM	#32
Cosmop Private First Class 40 Rep 141 Posts Drives: 2009 E90 335i Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Houston, TX iTrader: (0)	Nice one I live in Houston and I never heard that one before.
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11-23-2009, 12:56 PM	#33
pdjafari Colonel 172 Rep 2,510 Posts Drives: G80 M3C Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Earth iTrader: (5)	Blumpkin - receiving a BJ on the toilet while taking a shit
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11-23-2009, 02:05 PM	#34
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11-23-2009, 02:48 PM	#35
335e92tx ahat 1070 Rep 2,592 Posts Drives: Was '07-335e92 - Now '13-335IS Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Texas iTrader: (6)	Yeah, what she said about post 33 Heat seeking moisture missile (robin williams) Hide the sausage Actually the wife refers to it as Jimmy... She can call it whatever she wants .. as long as it gets called. __________________ '13 335IS N54 (1 of 373 LeMans Blue out of 3597 total production e92)- Grey interior (1 of 24 in LMB with any trans- 1 of 14 with DCT)-MODS -MFactory LSD/MHD-BQ custom Tune/ATM-IC/AFE Momentum GT Intake/Konis/Mfront&HeimJoint Rear rods&arms/Brembos. https://photos.app.goo.gl/Lo6aHZRo7XqtPkhL8
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11-23-2009, 03:16 PM	#37
DesiGUY Banned 84 Rep 76 Posts Drives: Crazy Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Right behind you iTrader: (0) Garage List 06 BMW 330! [0.00] 99 Mitsubishi Eclipse [0.00]	for sex/bj: "oil change"
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11-23-2009, 03:49 PM	#38
wellwell Private First Class 5 Rep 169 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: 30* by 90* iTrader: (1)	The Hungry Unicorn: female places strap-on dildo sword on her forehead and sits on floor with back inclined 45 degrees (she is now a unicorn). Second female crouches over and inserts the unicorn's horn into her rectum. Man approaches and inserts his protein cannon into the top mounted female. the unicorn can now feast on the mans balls as they hang and flop on her mouth. skeet skeet skeet
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11-23-2009, 03:55 PM	#39
Digital.James Colonel 124 Rep 2,702 Posts Drives: GT4, Raptor.2, Tuono 1100F Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: NC iTrader: (7)	hahah this thread is ridiculous
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11-23-2009, 04:27 PM	#40
335e92tx ahat 1070 Rep 2,592 Posts Drives: Was '07-335e92 - Now '13-335IS Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Texas iTrader: (6)	hehe - the ladies started it so we can't be called just a bunch of hard ds Well, ok maybe we can. __________________ '13 335IS* N54 (1 of 373 LeMans Blue out of 3597 total production e92)- Grey interior (1 of 24 in LMB with any trans- 1 of 14 with DCT)-MODS -MFactory LSD/MHD-BQ custom Tune/ATM-IC/AFE Momentum GT Intake/Konis/Mfront&HeimJoint Rear rods&arms/Brembos. https://photos.app.goo.gl/Lo6aHZRo7XqtPkhL8
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11-23-2009, 07:09 PM	#42
Snertz H O O N 89 Rep 696 Posts Drives: ein M! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: NY iTrader: (9)	i hope her shaved goat can handle this meat hammer __________________ U WOT M8?
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11-23-2009, 07:10 PM	#43
Snertz H O O N 89 Rep 696 Posts Drives: ein M! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: NY iTrader: (9)	can't forget the purple headed yogurt slinger! __________________ U WOT M8?
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11-23-2009, 07:53 PM	#44
JB135i Lieutenant 17 Rep 478 Posts Drives: 135i Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SW burbs iTrader: (0)	Big Jim and the Twins Brown Bullseye One Eyed Trouser Snake
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