FUCK

CollinsE90 · 05-03-2010, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

First puppy dog avatars, then asking every body for cock pics.....

all i can say is wow on that one

Verbiage · 05-03-2010, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

all i can say is wow on that one

The war is getting to him. He is temporarily delusional.

FStop7 · 05-03-2010, 06:01 PM

Nair is some of the most foul smelling shit ever.

Verbiage · 05-03-2010, 06:22 PM

Nair ftw.

Topless 335i · 05-03-2010, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

WTF?

oh also

or GTFO

That sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."

CollinsE90 · 05-03-2010, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Topless 335i

That sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."

topless gets your ass in the off topic thread

ktdw · 05-03-2010, 06:52 PM

I thought it was common sense, like "not pressing the Gillette fusion power button" when shaving your balls. But for all you guys cutting open your ballsack, you should check out the guide:

http://www.gillette.com/en-us/#/groo...S/index.shtml/

Verbiage · 05-03-2010, 06:57 PM

Damn. I thought it was a guide on how to safely and properly shave your scrotum. Oh well.

ktdw · 05-03-2010, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

Damn. I thought it was a guide on how to safely and properly shave your scrotum. Oh well.

you have to click on the groin section. Basically, they say to pull the skin tight and use a fresh razor with shaving cream. Sorry Aonarch, the cock is blurred out on the video

number335 · 05-03-2010, 07:42 PM

i think this belongs in the DIY section

Verbiage · 05-03-2010, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ktdw

you have to click on the groin section. Basically, they say to pull the skin tight and use a fresh razor with shaving cream. Sorry Aonarch, the cock is blurred out on the video

Seriously? LOL.

BTM · 05-03-2010, 08:45 PM

Haha wow. Shaving that stuff seems kinda...feminine idk

CollinsE90 · 05-03-2010, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

Haha wow. Shaving that stuff seems kinda...feminine idk

yea id prefer just using a trimmer on the ball fro

BTM · 05-03-2010, 08:53 PM

Exactly. Keep it under control, but that doesn't mean chemicaling or razor burning the shit out of your junk. Scissors/trimmer accomplishes all that needs to be accomplished...just don't slip with the scissors

CollinsE90 · 05-03-2010, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

Exactly. Keep it under control, but that doesn't mean chemicaling or razor burning the shit out of your junk. Scissors/trimmer accomplishes all that needs to be accomplished...just don't slip with the scissors

i hate those stragglers that are on the bottom of the shaft that you have to go one by one to remove haha, i get a little scared when i have to cut those

Verbiage · 05-03-2010, 09:00 PM

LOL.

domobrown · 05-03-2010, 09:23 PM

Judging by your comment that a JB3 335i will demolish an RS5 you probably are a kid.

JayKay335i · 05-03-2010, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by domobrown

Judging by your comment that a JB3 335i will demolish an RS5 you probably are a kid.

WTF? GTFO

DougLikesBMW · 05-03-2010, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

wtf man?

M3Alpine · 05-03-2010, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

i hate those stragglers that are on the bottom of the shaft that you have to go one by one to remove haha, i get a little scared when i have to cut those

pmeloche · 05-03-2010, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

I'm one of the youngest people in my class. Last time we were in vegas and there was 10 of us at a table every one of my friends got IDed at the table. I walked up and she just kept on going and took my bet. I asked her if she was going to ID me and she just shook her head no. I was pissed. I'm 22. Fucken young. Security asked me to leave a couple minutes later. I'm a loud drunk.

You got pissed because you did NOT get IDed. I think you should grow up.

JayKay335i · 05-03-2010, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by pmeloche

You got pissed because you did NOT get IDed. I think you should grow up.

I think you should sit on a cactus and gyrate.

05-03-2010, 06:01 PM	#25
FStop7 I like cars 340 Rep 5,051 Posts Drives: M6 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Newbury Park, CA iTrader: (3)	Nair is some of the most foul smelling shit ever.
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05-03-2010, 06:22 PM	#26
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ktdw BMWCCA #401908 58 Rep 470 Posts Drives: 135i Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (0)	I thought it was common sense, like "not pressing the Gillette fusion power button" when shaving your balls. But for all you guys cutting open your ballsack, you should check out the guide: http://www.gillette.com/en-us/#/groo...S/index.shtml/ __________________ Vishnu PROcede v3, Vishnu Dual Cone Intake, Code3 FMIC, Riss Racing Downpipes, Riss Racing Exhaust, H&R Sport Springs Best 1/4 mile: 12.583 @ 117.609 mph
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3631 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Damn. I thought it was a guide on how to safely and properly shave your scrotum. Oh well. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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05-03-2010, 07:42 PM	#32
number335 Second Lieutenant 20 Rep 254 Posts Drives: E92 Coupe Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Orange County, CA iTrader: (0)	i think this belongs in the DIY section
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05-03-2010, 08:45 PM	#34
BTM Banned 498 Rep 10,309 Posts Drives: A///MERICAN!!! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: A///MERICA!!! iTrader: (11) Garage List 2007 BMW Z4 M Coupe [7.20]	Haha wow. Shaving that stuff seems kinda...feminine idk
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BTM Banned 498 Rep 10,309 Posts Drives: A///MERICAN!!! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: A///MERICA!!! iTrader: (11) Garage List 2007 BMW Z4 M Coupe [7.20]	Exactly. Keep it under control, but that doesn't mean chemicaling or razor burning the shit out of your junk. Scissors/trimmer accomplishes all that needs to be accomplished...just don't slip with the scissors
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3631 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	LOL. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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05-03-2010, 09:23 PM	#39
domobrown Banned 16 Rep 513 Posts Drives: Audi RS5 S-Tronic Join Date: May 2009 Location: Salzburg, Austria iTrader: (0)	Judging by your comment that a JB3 335i will demolish an RS5 you probably are a kid.
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