Need to pass a drug test

sb335is · 05-24-2010, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

your comments were greatly unappreciated

and no im not cheating and lieing, im cleaning my system so i dont fail it...

cheating would be bringing someone elses piss or banging the nurse at the lab and talking her into changing the results...

shit just do that

on a side note

hit the sauna now

CollinsE90 · 05-24-2010, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by twoturboz

if you're mailing in the piss, why don't you just grab a buddy's piss instead?

i believe they are mailing me the paper work to take to whatever lab the company uses for hiring, so im not mailing piss

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Originally Posted by mpimping

the gnc stuff doesnt work btw you could drink a gallon of water a few hours before the test but thats no guar, you should also try toi sweat it out from now until the test lots of cardio but i have a more sinister possibly better option in case you want to research it, you should be fine now but not 100 percent

im drinking 50/50 water and cranberry right now, hopefully the package takes a couple days to give me more time to cleanse, and i still cant understand you

stimpy · 05-24-2010, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by twoturboz

if you're mailing in the piss, why don't you just grab a buddy's piss instead?

lol what? Didn't that idea sound so ridiculous in your head and make you want to read the OP's post again?

The paperwork/kit is being sent to him which he then has to go to a drug testing center around him and have it done. He's not mailing back his piss...

Peanuto · 05-24-2010, 05:30 PM

Take "the executive" beginning and end of each day.
sauna/steam/pool

CollinsE90 · 05-24-2010, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Peanuto

Take "the executive" beginning and end of each day.
sauna/steam/pool

do wut? you mean go to a sauna and pool at the beginning of each day? or is there a pill called the executive

AS335i · 05-24-2010, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

do wut? you mean go to a sauna and pool at the beginning of each day? or is there a pill called the executive

Hopefully you have a couple of days. Run to a nearby HEB or Whole Foods and go to the tea section that has the different types of herbal bag tea. There is a tea from the "Republic of Tea" that is blue and is titled "Get Clean." Buy that and take it every day. I drank 2 bags a day for 5 days after smoking for a couple of months straight and passed a drug test.

Feyd · 05-24-2010, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by AS335i

Hopefully you have a couple of days. Run to a nearby HEB or Whole Foods and go to the tea section that has the different types of herbal bag tea. There is a tea from the "Republic of Tea" that is blue and is titled "Get Clean." Buy that and take it every day. I drank 2 bags a day for 5 days after smoking for a couple of months straight and passed a drug test.

I did some work for Republic of Tea a couple years back.. It would make sense that they make something like that.

There are some crazy dreaded-out stoners that work there... Clif-Bar too. I guess it's kind of expected though since they are both based in the bay area..

Peanuto · 05-24-2010, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

do wut? you mean go to a sauna and pool at the beginning of each day? or is there a pill called the executive

It's a joke. What my friend does as his "workout" he calls it "the executive" He does 15 min sauna, 15 min steam (You will sweat out anything in you) then a few laps in the pool to cool off.

CollinsE90 · 05-24-2010, 06:08 PM

Just got an email saying the package is coming wednesday

AS335i · 05-24-2010, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Just got an email saying the package is coming wednesday

TEA GO GO GO! You'll be fine, take like 3 bags a day and drink water and you'll piss everything out.

coh4777 · 05-24-2010, 06:50 PM

I have heard that cranberry juice will help if you drink a lot of it. Also exercise helps as you will sweat out a lot. I think in the end you are gonna need a little luck on your side as well...

lauer87 · 05-24-2010, 07:09 PM

Stop drinking water a few hours before the test. If your urine is too diluted, they will fail that test.

AS335i · 05-24-2010, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by lauer87

Stop drinking water a few hours before the test. If your urine is too diluted, they will fail that test.

You can keep drinking water if you can get some Vitamin B, that will make your pee yellow and not looking diluted.

CollinsE90 · 05-24-2010, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by lauer87

Stop drinking water a few hours before the test. If your urine is too diluted, they will fail that test.

yea ive read to take vitamin B

mpimping · 05-24-2010, 07:58 PM

If the test is at 9am he needs to start chugging at around 6 and pee a few times, when they give you the bottle go in and pee alittle in the oiletfirst and pis a little stop and do it again

mpimping · 05-24-2010, 08:01 PM

the b vitamin might make you feel nauseaeus, you dont need it but you could try 4 asprin but dont know if that helps anymore but dont toke anymore and do the sauna steam lots of water and run. thc is stored in your fat cells so i would cut carbs and fat eats fiber/veggies some fruit and you should be ok

CollinsE90 · 05-24-2010, 08:10 PM

i have about 9% body fat, im going to go to the gym in a little while and get in the sauna for a little while and workout

mpimping · 05-24-2010, 08:30 PM

You should be fine because you probably wont have to go until after the holiday

Socale92 · 05-24-2010, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by twoturboz

if you're mailing in the piss, why don't you just grab a buddy's piss instead?

+1

Peanuto · 05-24-2010, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Socale92

+1

If you had basic reading comprehension skills you would know that he is receiving a test kit in the mail and has to take it to a lab to complete it.

antongk · 05-24-2010, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

your comments were greatly unappreciated

and no im not cheating and lieing, im cleaning my system so i dont fail it...

cheating would be bringing someone elses piss or banging the nurse at the lab and talking her into changing the results...

you're going to go through what i perceive as being drastic measures in order to mislead the company that is going to hire you into thinking that you have not done drugs recently. i guess your right, cheating wasn't the correct term. you're acting as a fraud.

anyways, good luck with the company. by going through this extreme detox i guess it shows that you really want the job...as to whether you deserve it or not i'll keep to myself

CollinsE90 · 05-24-2010, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by antongk

you're going to go through what i perceive as being drastic measures in order to mislead the company that is going to hire you into thinking that you have not done drugs recently. i guess your right, cheating wasn't the correct term. you're acting as a fraud.

anyways, good luck with the company. by going through this extreme detox i guess it shows that you really want the job...as to whether you deserve it or not i'll keep to myself

dont pass judgement not knowing me, the OP said i havent smoked in months...i USED to smoke a lot but i grew out of it and starting focusing on my school and career...and i just happened to let loose this weekend and have some fun NOT knowing that this would happen

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mpimping Banned 867 Rep 336 Posts Drives: gti Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: ny,ny iTrader: (0)	the b vitamin might make you feel nauseaeus, you dont need it but you could try 4 asprin but dont know if that helps anymore but dont toke anymore and do the sauna steam lots of water and run. thc is stored in your fat cells so i would cut carbs and fat eats fiber/veggies some fruit and you should be ok
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