How to nicely piss off a woman....

Tondtar · 05-03-2011, 10:41 AM

Simple ...Just talk about another woman ...ANY woman.

If you guys have not figured this out yet, the there is not a lot of hope for you

Maestro · 05-03-2011, 10:46 AM

Tell her you just want to be friends...

If that does not work, make her think you are crazy.... this could backfire though since some woman think it is their purposes in life to save you.

solefald · 05-03-2011, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Maestro

this could backfire though since some woman things it is their purposes in life to save you.

lol. thats my GF. I swear, the girl was on my tip for almost 2 years until i gave up.

gun6slinger9 · 05-03-2011, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanity

So she's expressing her interest to you over the phone and you want to, nicely, tell her you don't feel the same way.

Start talking to her about some other woman you like. That'll piss her off and send her the message.

+1...but ask her if she can be a booty call as well.

MisterSkiMask · 05-03-2011, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanity

So she's expressing her interest to you over the phone and you want to, nicely, tell her you don't feel the same way.

Start talking to her about some other woman you like. That'll piss her off and send her the message.

Ask her about her younger sister/friend/cousin, that will get the job done, and make her think the only reason she was around was to get at someone else.

immiketoo · 05-03-2011, 05:25 PM

Why not just tell her you aren't interested?

Kroy · 05-03-2011, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterSkiMask

Ask her about her younger sister/friend/cousin, that will get the job done, and make her think the only reason she was around was to get at someone else.

This.

Vanity · 05-03-2011, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by immiketoo

Why not just tell her you aren't interested?

because OP is 16.

immiketoo · 05-03-2011, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanity

because OP is 16.

My apologies...

BillLee · 05-03-2011, 09:54 PM

jizz in her water bottle.

KGB7 · 05-03-2011, 10:19 PM

Ask her to have a threesome with you and a midget.

silvergray545 · 05-03-2011, 10:30 PM

Hit it and then when you're done tell her that your ex was better.

KGB7 · 05-03-2011, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Hit it and then when you're done tell her that her mom was better.

Fixed it for you.

silvergray545 · 05-03-2011, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by KGB7

Fixed it for you.

Hit it and when you're done, tell her your fleshlight was better

iBoost · 05-03-2011, 11:22 PM

tell her the best sex youve had was with your dog. i think thatll do the trick. just start saying some disgusting stuff like that.

skinnycow · 05-03-2011, 11:24 PM

tell her everything she doesn't want to hear.

KGB7 · 05-03-2011, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by skinnycow

tell her everything she doesn't want to hear.

Example A:

skinnycow · 05-03-2011, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by KGB7

Example A:

exactly

if she likes you, she will take everything to the heart.

KGB7 · 05-03-2011, 11:52 PM

You can tell her you have kids with women whos names you dont even know.

Or, you have secretly been dating her father.

skinnycow · 05-04-2011, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by KGB7

You can tell her you have kids with women whos name you dont even know.

Or, you have secretly been dating her father.

bro... that's awkward.

CollinsE90 · 05-04-2011, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by skinnycow

tell her everything she doesn't want to hear.

or tell everything she DOES want to hear, start telling you are ready for marriage and kids, and ask what she thinks. She will either run for cover, or start agreeing with you and then YOU proceed to flee.

JayKay335i · 05-04-2011, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

Simple ...Just talk about another woman ...ANY woman.

If you guys have not figured this out yet, the there is not a lot of hope for you

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