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      05-05-2010, 10:30 AM   #89
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Seriously. My gf hasn't been on birth control for 2 months because she was to lazy to go to the gyno.... and expects me to wear condoms... I fucking hate condoms they sufforacte my dick and cut off circulation, they need condoms for dudes with serious girth not just length.
magnum or magnum XL, i use the gold wrapper and it works just fine
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magnum or magnum XL, i use the gold wrapper and it works just fine

There is no difference in the size of Trojan Magnums and the regular condoms. Only difference is in the size of the reservoir....
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Fuck it. Be a man and raw dog that shit.

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      05-05-2010, 05:04 PM   #96
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There is no difference in the size of Trojan Magnums and the regular condoms. Only difference is in the size of the reservoir....
they seem to go on better, i dont get them to be the cool guy with a magnum, i hate condoms...but they dont seem to suffocate my dick as much as regulars
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Lucky it didn't pierce your tympanic membrane. Not sure how you would manage that. But to each his own.
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No BS my friend, I did not witness it but I did see his hospital bracelet from the trip to the ER. It was about 10 years ago so I called him last night and he gave me the story again(he said he still gets gaggy when he thinks of what it looked like) He said he put it on, waited for the requested time, wiped, but no results. So reapplied and waited something like 15 or so minutes, and wiped again, hair came off and so did some skin. At first he thought it was some of the Nair drying but then noticed the skin was really red like a brush burn or like a skinned knee. He jumped in the shower to try to cool it off and I'll use his words "It felt like my balls were dipped in acid, coated with cayenne pepper then deepfried" So he got out of the shower and tried everything to stop the pain. Baby Powder, Cocoa Butter, Vitamin E, Baby Oil, but nothing would stop it, so off to the ER he went. They told him it was a chemical burn and he cant remember what they gave him to stop the pain. Worst part is is mother had to take him to the ER because he had to lay in the backseat with his legs spread and his hands holding his shorts away from his balls so they wouldn't stick to them, he was afraid that he would have to peel the shorts off and more layers of skin would tear off. Now I asked him why he didn't just shave in the first place but he said he was nervous about using a razor on his balls, So paint a layer chemicals on them??? LOL
This story brings back memories. 8 years ago I was making a similar trip to the ER, only I was holding one of my testicles in my hand to keep it from bouncing against my knee.
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This story brings back memories. 8 years ago I was making a similar trip to the ER, only I was holding one of my testicles in my hand to keep it from bouncing against my knee.
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There is no difference in the size of Trojan Magnums and the regular condoms. Only difference is in the size of the reservoir....
False.





Maybe they feel the same to you, but the Magnums feel way_less_tight on me for sure. I think it also helps that they are tapered a bit at the end.

It actually makes me really self conscious when I have to replenish the supply.... like I'm seen as one of those guys who stuffs my pants with a sock or something.
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False.





Maybe they feel the same to you, but the Magnums feel way_less_tight on me for sure. I think it also helps that they are tapered a bit at the end.

It actually makes me really self conscious when I have to replenish the supply.... like I'm seen as one of those guys who stuffs my pants with a sock or something.
glad you added stats, i knew they felt bigger in width
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Fuck it. Be a man and raw dog that shit.
I do. All the time. I meant that to say I haven't fucked in a while.
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I do. All the time. I meant that to say I haven't fucked in a while.
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There is no difference in the size of Trojan Magnums and the regular condoms. Only difference is in the size of the reservoir....


I heard it's just marketing
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